What smurf would you be and why?

Discussion in 'Adult & Word Games' started by Mike, Jul 22, 2017.

  1. Mike

    Mike Moderator

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    Tell me what smurf you would be if you were a smurf and why? Be as creative or as honest as you dare :D

    I would probably be geeky smurf, because well I am a nerd. Hopefully some of you will have a somewhat more sexual twist on your smurfness. This is after all the adult games forum, so don't be shy. We are all adults here o_O
     
  2. TaylorTay

    TaylorTay New Member

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    I would be jerk-off smurf maybe.... or maybe black smurf... but then again, I guess a smurf can't be black :p Not that I define myself by my skin color, but I think that most people I meet notice... so yeah I don't know. I'd probably go for black smurf, but no, Masturbation Smurf is more fun :woot:
     
  3. dercooleri

    dercooleri New Member

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    I would be Swimmer Smurf :smug:
     
  4. closetbbw

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    I would want to be smurfett mmmm all those men
     
  5. rdgguy

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    I would want to be muscular/hung smurf to hopefully attract the same. I imagine running my hands over other smurfs bulging muscles and slurping on a huge cock would be a very satisfying turn on.
     
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