Along with the rest of me, it has slowed down a lot. What do you expect at the age of 90 something? But the old todger still stirs from time to time, and the simple act of stroking it brings all them good feelings flooding back. 'Course, it's more in the mind these days, but I got a whole slather of memories to draw on: so many horny young boys. I never wasted a chance in my whole life. Stop.